Thursday, August 11, 2005


An article in today's USAToday explores the declining influence of religion throughout western Europe. Church attendance is plummeting, the percentage of people identifying themselves as religious has dropped, and Spain--a predominantly Catholic country--recently legalized gay marriage. And while the article doesn't specifically say so, I imagine that a sizable majority of these godless heathens believe in Darwin's Theory of Evolution, support stem cell research, and have been seduced by the paganistic allure of science.

The solution is obvious: The world's most powerful Theocracy--the United States--should invade Europe and kill anyone who doesn't immediately agree to have their soul saved.

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