On the morning of July 4th, an American bald eagle was found dead in its enclosure at the National Zoo in DC. Evidence now suggests that a bobcat was able to dig its way under the mesh fencing that formed the wall of the cage and kill the bird. If true, this should raise some red flags for the many joggers that frequent Rock Creek Park, immediately adjacent to the zoo. Rock Creek Park was also where Chandra Levey's remains were eventually discovered.
In an unrelated matter, former Congressman and Viagra poster boy Gary Condit has issued a statement suggesting that "maybe Miss Levey was killed by a bobcat. Or perhaps an extremely large squirrel. Not me, though. I'm innocent. Really. Say, you're kinda cute. Wanna have dinner?"