A LOT OF BEEF
Pamplona, Spain, just had its annual "Running Of The Bulls," which some people consider exciting.
Whatever.
But if you want REAL excitement, you should go to Paris when they're having their annual "Running From The Germans."

TAKE MY POLL... GENTLY
In a effort to gauge the political mood of the nation, I have posted a new poll asking about potential Democratic nominees for President. We certainly have a variety to pick from!
The Constitutional scholars among you will no doubt want to point out that our nation's supreme document requires Presidents to be at least 35, and that the Dixie Chicks are younger than that.
Well, yes, that's true of them individually. But since they would actually serve as a triumvirate, we would have to go by their combined age. That figure would 95, which would actually make them the oldest President ever elected.
Needless to say, the Vice Presidential nominee would also have to be a triumvirate. I'm leaning towards Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Jessica Simpson.