There has been a lot of talk lately about drugs in baseball, and that's just silly. Who cares? The real problem facing America today is drugs in the Republican party, and it ain't just steroids. We're talking about pot, LSD, heroin, ecstasy, and possibly even counterfeit Viagra obtained through spam emails.
A serious charge? Yes, but it's the only rational explanation for the latest buzz among members of the once and former Grand Old Party: There are Republicans out there who actually think it would be a great idea if John McCain were to pick Condoleezza Rice as his vice presidential running mate! They even a website called Think Condi 08. These nutjobs seriously believe that putting her on the ticket would be the best way to counter the eventual Democratic nominee, regardless or whether it ends up being Obama or Hillary.
This of course raises the question: What are these people smoking, and where can I get some of it?
Rice is too closely tied to Bush and the Iraq fiasco to be a viable candidate. If the people supporting her her for vice president don't understand this, they need to be put on anti-psychotic medication immediately. It's for their own safety, as well as the protection of society as a whole.
It would probably also be a good idea to keep these people away from matches and sharp objects. Home confinement is advisable as well.
Better yet, let's waterboard them.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
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