Grammy Crackers

One of the big winners at last night's Grammys was British songstress Amy Winehouse, who captured five awards. Among the categories she won were song of the year, album of the year, and best new artist. Unfortunately, however, she wasn't able to accept the awards in person. The United States had initially denied her visa because of pending drug charges in England. Although an exemption was granted late last week, it came too late for her to make the necessary travel arrangements to Los Angeles.

Winehouse also won a surprise Lifetime Achievement Grammy for being "The One Singer Possibly More F*cked Up Than Britney Spears."