Thursday, April 12, 2007

Speaking Of 'Nappy-Headed Hos'

Well, the suspense is over and we can all rest easier: The paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is settled. Turns out it's the photographer, Larry Birkhead. On the other hand, these leaves several dozen other men, including myself, feeling disappointed and very, very betrayed.

Perhaps now the world can turn its attention to resolving more mundane matters, such as the ongoing war in Iraq, global warming, or the genocide in Darfur.

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