Saturday, April 28, 2007

The Bush Administration: Proud Defenders Of The Sanctity Of Marriage

A while back I thought I had figured out the problem with the Bush administration, but it turns out I was wrong: White House officials ARE getting laid!!!

First it was Paul Wolfowitz and his high paid concubine at the World Bank. Now there's the tale of Randall Tobias, the deputy secretary of state responsible for U.S. foreign aid. His name has surfaced in the investigation of a high priced call girl ring.

Tobias, who is married, claims that he only received massages from employees of the expensive "escort service" that repeatedly visited his condominium. He then went on to say that bears do NOT shit in the woods.

The resignation comes as a blow to the White House. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was relying on Tobias to revamp the way foreign aid is distributed. This is an important task, especially when considers how incredibly popular the United States is abroad nowadays. Said one person close to Tobias: "The president loves him and Condi absolutely loves him."

Yeah, and apparently so did the hookers.

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