Hundreds of DC residents were scared silly yesterday when they received an email warning that a loof lirpa had escaped from the National Zoo. According to the alert, the exotic animal weighs about 350 pounds and is notoriously nearsighted. In fact, it's vision is so bad that residents were warned to keep their dogs inside lest the loof lirpa try to mate with some poor unsuspecting golden retriever.
Curiously, loof lirpas seem to surface only once a year.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
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