Why Prayers Sometimes Go Unanswered

According to a newly released report from NASA, 32% of prayers are deflected by passing satellites, thereby keeping them from reaching God. Many of the falling stars we see at night may, in fact, be blocked prayers falling back into the Earth's atmosphere.

This may go a long way to explaining why the America's Bible belt seems to get hit so often by tornadoes and hurricanes: The lord simply doesn't hear the anguished cries of those God-faring folks as their mobile homes are swept away by nature's raw fury.

That's why when I pray, I always send a cc. By doing so, the odds are that at least one copy is likely to get through.

I used to pray in bcc, but then I decided that God didn't know who was sending the prayer.