In a surprise move, top Bush adviser Karl "Lord Voldemort" Rove has announced he is leaving the White House. He claims this has nothing to do with the various investigations underway. Rove also admits that he doesn't think his departure will end those inquiries. In fact, Rove even said of his situation, "I noticed the other day some Democratic staffers were quoted calling me the big fish. Well, I'm Moby Dick and they're after me."
Someone needs to tell him that whales are actually mammals.... Or would such criticism amount to giving in to the terrorists?
Someone needs to tell him that whales are actually mammals.... Or would such criticism amount to giving in to the terrorists?
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