Trials And Tribulations

The Michael Jackson trial continues to serve as a beacon of judicial hope for all the world's falsely accused child molesters. Needless to say, the Catholic Church is following it closely.

Now Jackson's attorneys are saying that the defendant's mother tried to shake down other celebrities for money as well, including Jay Leno and Jim Carrey. The lawyers claim that only Jackson had the naivete to not smell something fishy.

Well, that shouldn't surprise anyone. Jackson hasn't been able to smell a damn thing since he lost his nose in a horrible plastic surgery accident.