Happy birthday to Actor Bruce Willis, who turns the big five-oh today. Despite hitting the half century mark, the former Moonlighting star turned action hero is not slowing down. He was recently spotted making out with 18 year old Lindsay Lohan. After getting her pants down far enough to reveal a tattoo on her butt cheek, the two took their private little party up to his hotel suite.
This story is disturbing on a number of levels. First of all, Willis needs to start acting his age--and mine, since I'm almost 50 myself. Adult human males like us don't need to be hitting on girls young enough to be our granddaughters. Granted, Lohan is 18 and at the age of consent, but only barely. It's downright pathetic for someone his age to be banging someone who's young enough to still be in high school.
Secondly, Willis' own daughter is 16. What the hell kind of example is this to her? And how would he feel if she started dropping her pants for some middle aged guy? He'd probably be the first one on the phone to report a child molester.
Thirdly, that lucky SOB makes me jealous as hell.
Saturday, March 19, 2005
Pass The Viagra
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