Wednesday, February 16, 2005

New Math

American Airlines, as part of its ongoing campaign to alienate customers, has announced it is discontinuing pillows on all domestic flights. The airline, which lost $761 million last year, says the move will have the additional benefit of saving $375,000 annually.

Hmmmm.... Let's do the math on this, shall we?


761,000,000
      -300,000
760,700,000


Oh yeah. That should turn things right around!

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