Saturday, February 12, 2005

Boxers Or Briefs

If you haven't heard, the Virginia General Assembly was considering a bill to outlaw deliberately wearing one's pants in such a way that it exposes your underwear.

Well, thank God our leaders have their priorities straight!! To hell with addressing antiquated road systems, rising unemployment, or the lack of proper healthcare for the state's unisured! Such trivial matters pale in comparison to the real and immediate threat posed by teenagers who expose their skivvies!

One down side: If the measure is adopted, it will effectively ban Britney Spears and plumbers from Virginia.


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