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Protecting Your Cock
In a story which could only happen in a progressive, forward-thinking red state, an Oklahoma state senator has proposed legalizing cockfighting again. The "sport" had been outlawed by voters in 2002.
Under the new law, however, roosters would go at each other with tiny little rubber boxing gloves so as to minimize bloodshed.
Jeez.... I don't know about anyone else, but I always have a hard time getting my cock to sit still long enough to slip those little rubber things on it.... Especially when there's an audience watching.
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