ELECTRICITY? WHAT'S THAT?
It has now been almost a week since Isabel passed through, and tens of thousands of DC area residents remain in the dark. Needless to say, tempers are running short and body odor indices are running high. There is even talk that some frustrated citizens may begin to riot.
Of course, they'll have to confine their activities to daylight hours.

OUT OF WARRANTY
Gordon Jump, who played the Maytag repairman in the TV ads, has died.
Guess he REALLY does have nothing to do now.