Michael "Where the Hell's the Rest of My Nose" Jackson is coming out with a new line of clothing to be marketed in Japan. The former pop superstar turned freakish space alien says that initially he will be offering men's suits, "though later I'd like to get into little boys' underwear."

In other entertainment news, the new Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck movie Gigli opened this past Friday to universally horrible reviews. Now the weekend's top ten box office totals show that the public treated it with equal scorn. The film came in at # 8 on the list and took in a mere $3.8 million. Thus it's official: Gigli is a stiff.
Then again, given the way she goes through men, J.Lo should be used to stiff things by now.