Saturday, August 23, 2003

Have you heard about the new SUV that will soon be hitting the market? It goes from 0 to 60 in 6.3 seconds, comes with bulletproof windows, can change paint colors via an electrostatic charge at the push of a button, features disposable license plates, and has an long term storage switch to extend battery life 5 to ten years.
With all these amenities and more, the new Ford Perpetrator is expected to be a big seller among rap stars and NBA players.


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