Sunday, August 19, 2007

Good News/Bad News

Hurricane Dean hit Jamaica earlier today with category 2 winds. Buildings were flattened and roofs torn off. The island's ganja crop also took a serious hit, sending marijuana futures sky-high in the world's major commodities markets.

The storm is forecast to strengthen tonight and hit the Cayman Islands tomorrow, possibly as a category 5 monster.

Dean is now expected to stay south and hit Mexico instead of Texas. With its 150 mph winds and heavy rain, the storm will no doubt cause massive flooding and scores of mudslides. Thousands of Mexicans will no doubt perish as they are buried under tons of muck or swept out to sea, thereby suffering indescribably horrible, painful deaths.

With a little bit of luck, this will at least temporarily cut back on the flow illegal immigrants into the United States.

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