Sometimes It's Best Not To Click

I'm a big Scrubs fan, and I just finished watching last week's episode. One of the characters, a rather odd doctor who calls himself "The Todd" (and of questionable orientation), appeared in a scene wearing a t-shirt with the message thetoddtime.com. Being of a curious nature, I made the mistake of actually checking out the site.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go claw my eyes out.