Friday, April 29, 2005

Play Ball!

Have you ever taken your dog, cat, hamster, or hermit crab to the vet to be "fixed," only to have your animal companion glare at you accusingly afterwards? Have you ever wished you could give them back their missing doo-dads and make them feel whole again? Or do you just have some sort of strange and highly illegal fetish involving beastiality?

We Americans may not be able to track down those pesky weapons of mass destruction, but at least we are able to find replacement parts for our pets.


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