Monday, June 02, 2003

A Rivers Almost Flowed Through It

Playboy magazine, in an effort to attract a younger readership, was all set to offer Mellissa Rivers $500,OOO to pose topless. They withdrew the offer after realizing that they needed someone younger.

Miss Rivers countered that while the rest of her body may be 34, her breasts are less than a year old and still under warranty.

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