Thursday, September 27, 2012

There was horror in the skies over Kansas last night. Mitt Romney had a bunch of his top donors on his campaign plane and was flying them across the country. At some point Mitt decided it was feeling kind of stuffy on board, so he rolled down a window to get some fresh air.

As a result, the plane had to make an emergency landing in Wichita, but not before several billionaires were sucked out of the aircraft at 35,000 feet. David Koch's fat ass finally plugged the hole, preventing further loss of life.

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