Mei Xiang, the female panda at DC's National Zoo, gave birth to a cub last night. The little tyke was born at 10:46 PM,and by 10:47 Mitt Romney was holding a press conference to condemn the out-of-wedlock birth. The candidate pointed out that the National Zoo is part of the Smithsonian, which receives government funding, and therefore "the whole sorry affair is President Obama's fault, and a prime example of the decline of American morals under this administration."
"Also," added Romney, "pandas are both black AND white, much like our failed President."
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1 thoughtful ramblings:
You missed the fact that Obama administration cuddling China allowed these Chinese immigrants to take jobs from hard working American pandas. While Romney's get tough on China policies would outsource the entire panda to China. Oh BTW, I would like to see Tai Shan's birth certificate.
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