Monday, August 20, 2012

The militant Amish are the worst. They're so frighteningly violent, they can't even be pictured here without endangering YOU, my dear readers. For if anyone as much as even views their images, they show up at your house, kill you, rape your pets, and take your spouses.

Granted, it's not immediate, since they drive horse pulled buggies, but they will eventually show up.

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