Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Arizona Giving Mississippi a
Run for the Money in the Stupidest State Derby

Believe it or not, Arizona has passed a law saying that pregnancy starts two weeks before conception. How is this possible, you ask? It has something to do with menstrual cycles. The net effect, however, is to lessen the time that a woman can legally get an abortion in the state.

If that's not crazy enough, Arizons will also be hosting a "birthers" convention. Seriously. Good thing, too. That Obama's a slick one. He managed to plant TWO birth announcements in Hawaiian newspapers when he was less than a day old and living in a Nairobi hospital's nursery, and has spent the last four years fooling the FBI, the Secret Service, and the nation's entire national security apparatus.

I remember the good old days when I used to think that a zombie apocalypse would be how the world ends. I now know better. The world will end in a stupidity apocalypse.

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