Astronomers have released a map showing where tomorrow's stars will be born.
What a waste of time. Who gives a crap? Don't these people have something better to do? Shouldn't they be mapping the surface of Mars or something? Figuring out whether Titan can support life? How Saturn got its rings?
Hell, I'm having a hard enough time accepting today's stars. I mean, seriously, how did someone like Seth Rogen ever get famous?