WHERE'S THE THERMOSTAT?
Scientist type people have concluded that global warming should lead to better wine. The theory is that vintages improve with rising temperatures.

So even if the world's changing climate ultimately leads to the collapse of civilization and the extinction of mankind, at least we'll be too drunk to give a crap.

HMMM.... THIS EXPLAINS A LOT

----------Walt Handelsman, Newsday

MORE MICHAEL

----------Mike Thompson, Detroit Free Press

----------Dana Summers, Orlando Sentinel