Sunday, November 02, 2003

SPEAKING OF DRUGGED AND TOP HEAVY...
Pamela Anderson has written a letter to KFC head David Novak requesting a meeting to discuss the conditions under which the company raises its chickens. Specifically--and I'm not making this part up--she said "I must admit from the outset that I can't understand why a company that claims to care about animal welfare would continue to allow chickens to be bred and drugged to be so top-heavy that they can barely walk."
Shortly afterwards, the National Weather Service was forced to issue a severe irony alert.

AND SHE PROBABLY ATE A LOT OF KFC CHICKEN
Actress Renee Zellweger has reportedly gained more than 20 pounds for her part in the sequel to Bridget Jones.
Of course, she is not the first actor or actress to go to such extremes for a role. For example, Sly Stallone put on some 30 pounds for Copland. And back in the late '70's, Marlon Brando packed on an estimated 25 million billion metric tons for the original Superman, in which he played the planet Krypton.

PASS THE CHICKEN


----------Greg Varvel, Indianapolis Star


OR IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHICKEN, HOW ABOUT A BOWL OF CEREAL?





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