Sunday, May 18, 2003

Horsing Around

Congratulations are in order to Funny Cide and his jockey, Jose Santos. Over the course of the last two weeks, Santos had been accused of using some sort of handheld electrical device to illegally spur his mount on to victory in the Kentucky Derby. Then, only a few days ago, he was finally cleared of the charges. Now, after their runaway victory in yesterday's Preakness, the pair stands one victory away from winning horse racing's first Triple Crown in 25 years.

Careful analysis of the photos showed there was absolutely nothing suspicious about the really long extension cord sticking out of Funny Cide's butt.

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