Saturday, May 24, 2003

Crisis Averted

Annika Sorenstam failed to make the cut at the Colonial, so she is now out of the competition. After breathing a colossal sigh of relief, the PGA lowered its threat level from Code Red to Code Green.

With their manhoods once again secure, male golfers everywhere congratulated one another and took a big swig of testosterone. Then they let out a big ol' belch and scratched their nuts.

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