Friday, May 25, 2007

A Bird In The Hand Is Better Than One Overhead

There was a disturbing security breach at the White House yesterday. The brazen assault against the President occurred about halfway through his press conference when a bird flying overhead volunteered its own personal opinion of the Iraq war. The aforementioned opinion ended up on the President's coat sleeve, and Mr. Bush tried to brush the wet white glob off with his bare hand.

Fortunately Vice President Cheney was not present at the time, or he would have ended up shooting everyone except the bird.

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