Thursday, February 26, 2004

Forefathers Without Foresight


----------Oliphant

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Campaign Roundup
John Kerry has now added the heavily Mormon state of Utah to his list of primary wins. A demographic breakdown of the balloting shows that 12,387 married men voted in the primary as compared to 107,383 married women.

And in a further sign that he by far and away the Democratic frontrunner, the Secret Service has begun providing Kerry with protection. This service is provided to all major presidentlial candidates.

Considering how much most Democrats hate Ralph Nader, maybe he should be protected as well.


----------Steve Breen, San Diego Union-Tribune

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And a True Item
Now I don't usually go for sappy, happy ending type stories, but an exception is in order for this one .


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