Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change; The courage to change the things I can not accept; And the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to whack today because they pissed me off.
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." ---H.L. Mencken
George Carlin Explains Religion:
Rock Me, Sexy Jesus:
God's Clock Is STILL Ticking: It has now been days since the people of Dover, PA voted to oust their pro intelligent design school board. Despite Pat Robertson's prediction, so far there has been no sign of the wrath of God