Congratulations are in order for Michael Jackson, who was recently voted "the most foolish American". Of 1000 people surveyed, 69% voted for the human hermaphrodite, and it is the fourth year in a row that he has won the prestigious competition.
There was a tie for the number two position in the poll between Vice President Cheney and Paris Hilton. Of course, if Paris ends up shooting Nicole Ritchie during the next 12 months, her standing should improve substantially.
George W. Bush came in with a disappointing third place finish.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Early Election Returns
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