Never Ask a Vulcan for a Neck Rub

Words to Live by

Giving the Pope the Welcome He Deserves

Here's a great little song written in honor of Pope Benedict's visit to England. It's f*cking funny.... Oh, and you DEFINITELY don't want to play it within earshot of little kids or the boss.

But Suppose I Pray to Unicorns?

Sad Commentary on Today

In Memorium

Budweiser made this ad in the months after 9-11. They only aired it once so as not to benefit financially from it.

Fire in the Hole

Between the whole 'Ground Zero Mosque' controversy and the lunatic Florida preacher who wants to burn the Korans on 9-11, I've become more convinced than ever that atheists are the only truly rational people in the universe.

Speaking of Florida's Terry Jones, here's a question I'd like to see answered: How did he come to be in possession of all those Korans? Did his church buy them? Did his congregants buy them, then donate them to the church? In either case, wouldn't the money have been better spent helping the poor and less fortunate in his community?

Indeed, wouldn't that have been the more Christian thing to do?

Just a Bunch of Nunsense

As it turns out, my phobia of nuns is well justified.