Never Call Teabaggers 'Retarded'

I've previously compared the tea party to the mentally challenged, then found myself having to apologize for offending the mentally challenged by comparing them to teabaggers. It thus comes as great relief that I'm not the only one who has run into this situation.

That Eve Chick Sure Is Hot!

Damn That Lincoln

Today was DC Emancipation Day, marking the day President Abraham Lincoln issued a decree freeing all the slaves within the District of Columbia. Lincoln was the nation's 16th President and is unanimously reviled by patriotic Americans for constantly infringing on states' rights.

In an unrelated matter, Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell declared today a day of mourning and ordered all flags statewide to be flown at half-staff.

Northern Virginia:A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villiany

A couple of years ago a "pro-life" pharmacy opened with much fanfare in Chantilly, VA. The grand opening ceremonies even featured a priest sprinkling holy water around the store. It was intended as a refuge for those who preferred to do their shopping in a temptation/sin free zone. No porn magazines, no condoms, no makeup, no birth control pills, and no fun of ANY kind! Even the pharmacists would be of the highest moral caliber, refusing to dispense such devil's playthings as morning after pills.

Well, the marketplace has spoken and the Divine Mercy Care Pharmacy has gone out of business. Turns out they weren't making any money!!! Not surprising, if you think about it. With no kiddie porn available, there was no reason for even priests to keep coming by.

The President of Divine Mercy Care blames the fact that a regular full service drug store and a K-Mart with a pharmacy were within easy walking distance. Apparently those stores appeal more to the godless heathens and harlots that populate Chantilly.