Proud to Be a Tumor on Society's Ass

Fox commentator Glenn Beck says that progressives are a cancer eating away at America.

Perhaps Beck should keep in mind that if it weren't for progressives, women still wouldn't have the right to vote, African-Americans still would still be drinking from separate (but equal) water fountains, and America would still be a British colony.

On the other hand, Sarah Palin would just be a housewife in Alaska, so maybe the man has a valid point.

Apparently the Führer is none too happy with Apple. Good thing Steve Jobs isn't Jewish or he'd REALLY be in trouble!

Explosive Humor

Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.'

'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.

'He's a martyr now though' mum confides.

'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other.

'And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21.'

'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.'

'He's a martyr, too,' says mum quietly.

'Oh, gracious me ...' says the other.

'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18,' she whispers.

'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.'

'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

'They blow up so fast, don't they?'

----From an email

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