Tradition

When it comes to cellphones, I'm something of a traditionalist (if such a thing is possible with cellphones). I actually hold the thing up to my ear and talk.

But now I've decided to get with the program and buy a hands-free headset. And again, being a cellphone traditionalist, I'll get the kind that's a wired a headset.

No, I won't actually use the thing. But at least when I walk down the street shouting to myself and gesturing wildly with my arms, maybe people won't become alarmed and run away.