Actress Kate Beckinsale has decided to give away her daughter's pet rabbit because, well, it just wouldn't stop masturbating. The star of Pearl Harbor says that the critter was constantly pleasuring itself and trying to hump its food bowl, and her daughter kept asking what he was doing.
"Also, he was boring and, other than masturbate, he didn't do anything," added Ms. Beckinsale.
Hmmm.... I guess that means Ms. Beckinsale wouldn't like me very much either.
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