So Much for the Arrival of Spring....
It was probably about 25 or so when I went outside this morning, with a stiff wind blowing. It was so cold this morning--

Audience: How.... Cold.... Was.... It?

It was so cold this morning I literally froze my balls off! Yes, literally!! All three of them snapped right off, rolled down my right pants leg (yes, I dress to the right. Well, used to), and shattered on the sidewalk.