Ernest Borgnine, who died a few days ago at the age of 95, was 91 when he shared his secret to a long life with a national TV audience.... And at the rate I'm going, I should easily make it to 115 myself.
"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy." ---H.L. Mencken
George Carlin Explains Religion:
Rock Me, Sexy Jesus:
God's Clock Is STILL Ticking: It has now been days since the people of Dover, PA voted to oust their pro intelligent design school board. Despite Pat Robertson's prediction, so far there has been no sign of the wrath of God