No Tiger in ATT's Tank

ATT has become the latest big company to end its sponsorship of Tiger Woods.

On the bright side, Woods' agents are in negotiations with Trojans Condoms.

Merry Disillusionment

The End of the World Explained

Evil Incarnate

Why I Don't Love Jesus

I was recently asked if I love Jesus, and I had to say "Absolutely not."

After all, Jesus is a man. If I loved him, wouldn't that make me gay? And aren't conservative Christians always preaching that gays will go to hell? No way I'm falling into that trap. I wasn't reborn yesterday, you know.

The Tiger Woods Anthem

Tiger Woods' reputation has been taking a real beating lately, so it's nice to see that someone took the time to prepare a musical tribute to the man.

And a Merry Effing Christmas to You, too

By the way, this song is NOT suitable for underage ears or bosses within earshot of your cubicle.